Skoki Part 1: I’m fucked, aren’t I?
The other day, Olive asked me if I could run. She wasn’t asking me to run, mind you. She was asking if I was physically capable of running because, presumably, she’s never seen it. It’s true that I’m...
View ArticleSkoki Part 2: Duct Tape and Muscle Relaxants
Same same but different. (They were flown in by helicopter along with a flush toilet, for one) In retrospect, it should have been obvious to me that we’d be snowshoeing uphill. I mean, I was aware we...
View ArticleSquirrels, Snakes, and A Cat Named El Chapo
Squirrel Art Print Watercolour Painting by Water In My Paint on Etsy A few weeks ago I told Olive that she could keep a squirrel as a pet. I promise it’s not as crazy as it sounds (although certain...
View ArticleMetaphysical Fuckery
A few weeks ago, I bought cursed crystals. I know. I was surprised too. Initially, I was just surprised by the first part of that sentence, the “buying crystals” part. Because although I lean heavily...
View ArticleOh, Christmas Tree…
Do you ever have those moments where you know you’re acting completely irrationally but you’re so deeply invested in what’s happening and you have so many feelings about it that you have no other...
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